What movies have not aged well?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What can you do if someone makes a false accusation against you?

You Only Live Twice

Live and Let Die

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

How do the police verify the authenticity of an online profile? What methods do they use to determine if a profile is real or fake?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Is it true that all men want a woman who looks like an Instagram “model”?

Dr No

Diamonds Are Forever

Goldfinger

Why has my ex moved on so fast after years of being together with me?

A View to a Kill

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Ah so!”

Why did Kamala say immigrants eating cats isn’t real when there’s police bodycam footage of it happening?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why did Mark Lane harass Helen Markham during an illegally recorded telephone conversation to misidentify Lee Harvey Oswald who she witnessed as the shooter of Tippit?

The Man with the Golden Gun

From Russia With Love

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

I am 13 and I am planning to run away. What should I do to succeed?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Octopussy

Moonraker

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-J W Pepper